The Green Blogger Corps #1
Written by: Jeff Geons
A man is shown standing at a bar, he's wearing a brown jacket, blue jeans and some dark sunglasses. He swishes his glass in a small circle, making the ice circle it, to cool off his drink. He turns when he feels a hand on his shoulder, and is face to face with his the woman he's had a crush on for years, she stands in front of him with a Violet (or um... Sapphire? *wink* *wink*) blazer and a black skirt. The man removes his shades while looking the woman up and down, before she speaks.
"Well, if it isn't the number one test pilot this side of Coast City, the world renown JT Jordan." says the woman.
"That's me, and if it isn't my beautiful boss and longtime friend, Ms. Falisha Ferris. May I ask why you wanted to see me Ms. Ferris?" JT Jordan says while leaning his back against the bar.
"Well Jordan, I've been thinking about getting out of Coast City for a while, with the upcoming two week shutdown I was going to head out to Metropolis, and I was wondering if you'd like to join me."
"Metropolis? Why there?"
"Well, I've been thinking of taking a few art classes there and that'll be a good place to start. I can work with some more well known people and learn more abo--"
Falisha Ferris is cut off by JT Jordan's cellphone ringing. She motions for him to answer it, which he does. He's surprised to hear his Red haired team member, Nagash Gardner on the other end of it.
"Jordan, I'm guessin' ya ain't got ya ring on again, or else you'd know the big headed blue's are calling a meeting on Oa, and they've requested you, me and Rayner personally. So get your green butt in gear!" Nagash says before abruptly hanging up the phone.
"I'm sorry Falisha, I... gotta go somewhere, it's an emergency, but we'll talk about it. Metropolis may be a good change of scenery." JT Jordan replies as he heads for the door. Once outside he goes to his car and grabs his glowing green ring out of the Glove compartment. He slips the ring on and a green and black suit covers his body and a trademark red Mask, because he's cool like that. He flies towards the sky, headed to the Green Lantern home world, Oa.
(Captain JT Jordan was chosen to represent an intergalactic police force created by the oldest beings in existence-- The Guardians of The Universe. Protecting Earth and all of Space Sector 2814 from every extraterrestrial threat imaginable, JT Jordan shines his light proudly as The Green Blogger!)
JT Jordan finally arrives on Oa and he's joins Nagash Gardner, who is also dressed in the same Green Blogger suit as JT (minus the cool red mask). Jordan goes to shake hands with Nagash, who instead forms a hand from his power ring to shake JT's hand. JT shoots Nagash a look, who returns it with a sly smirk.
"So where an' the hell is Rayner at? I know he got the message because I checked with him before I called yer ass." Nagash says to JT.
"I'm right here Red, calm yourself, can't a guy say goodbye to his girlfriend without you blowing a gasket?" Marc Rayner says while walking up and patting Nagash on the back.
"Oh is that what you were doing? I figured the great and powerful artist Marc Rayner was busy sketching pictures of your boy Grant Morrison facing off with Spider-Man." JT teased at Marc.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you say Jordan. I get dissed from the guy that does one review a week and does an average job at best! Anyway, you know what the Guardians called us for?"
"No idea Marc, how about you Nagash? They tell you anything since you've been here?"
"Not a thing Jordan, just ta' wait here for you two and then eventually they'd send someone out fer us."
"Hey Poozers!" a voice boomed from the other side of the room. "The little guys are ready for ya."
The three Green Bloggers turned and were face to... um... chest with the primary trainer of the Green Blogger Corps, and one hell of a tough S.O.B., Kellowog!
"Kellowog, long time no see ya big scary bastard! How the new recruits been treatin' ya? Any of em need a good ol' fashioned Gardner kick in the ass?" Nagash exclaimed.
"Nah, they fall in line as soon as I approach them, and if not I smack them with issues of the Fantastic Four until they do. Now, lets get you Poozers in there, the sooner we end this the sooner I can watch the Simpsons. I swear you Poozers are later than a Flash....Poozer!"
(Note from the editor: Make sure to bring back Barry Allen, Ray Palmer, Old Captain Boomerang, Deathstroke's wife, Pa Kent, Dick Grayson's parents, Bruce Wayne's parents, and everyone else that has died since I was a child. - Jeff Geons)
Kellowog leads Nagash Gardner, Marc Rayner, and JT Jordan into the domain of the Guardians of the Universe, which turns out to be a big comic shop. The Guardians look down at the Bloggers, but don't talk because the reason their blue, is because their the Blue Man Group. They instead have a translator to speak for them, Tobias Funke'. (Arrested Development, look it up on youtube people!) The Blue man gr--er--Guardians of the Universe bang on some drums and blow confetti into the air, which apparently translates to...
"The Guardians wish to know why you are here." said the Guardians Translator. Our heroes look confused at one another, until JT Jordan steps forward.
"What do you mean why are we here? You guys summoned us! Gardner told us you wanted to meet with us, that's why I flew to this planet in the first place. I could be on a date instead of staring at you blue faced bastards so I want some answers!" Jordan yells at the Guardians, which echoes through the empty comic shop setting.
"Uh... no sir." Said Tobias, the interpreter. " The Guardians have not said anything all day, other than when they asked me to go out to get them Chili Cheese Fries. That I can guarantee."
"Well if the blue eggheads didn't send me the message through my ring, just who did?" Nagash asks.
Just as Nagash finishes his sentence, there's a huge blast on the side of the building knocking everyone down. The explosion causes rubble to fall from the ceiling, once that cracks Nagash in the head, knocking him out. The dust clears as JT, Marc and Kellowog get to their feet. The Guardians and Tobias have already run away like the chumps they are. Hovering over the debris of the blast is none other than former Green Blogger, and current wielder of fear, Sinestr-X!
"Well let me answer that question Gardner. I summoned you idiotic earthlings here. As a former Green Blogger I know the frequency your rings use, and I simply sent a message to Nagash, who I knew would relay it to Jordan and Rayner. And after I squash you fools, my Blog will be the only one for people to visit, and I'll rule with fear! I'll review things that will scare the crap out of everyone, like Batman: The Return of Bruce Wayne!" Sinestr-X proclaimed.
"Hey! I liked that first issue you S.O.B.!" Marc Rayner yells, sending a blast from his power ring at Sinestr-X, who returns as blast as the two collide in mid-air and explode. Marc flies towards Sinestr-X as Kellowog and JT Jordan check on Nagash.
"I don't remember Nagash's hair being this long...or this red..." JT says to Kellowog.
"That's not his hair, that's blood you dumb Poozer! I gotta get him out of here. You and Rayner are gonna have to take on Sinestr-X alone."
"I haven't charged my ring yet! It's almost run outta juice. I hope Marc can handle him until I get back." JT Jordan flies towards the power battery on Oa, looking over his shoulder as large waves of Green and Yellow clash in the sky. He finally reaches the battery and points his ring at it while saying the Green Blogger Oath.
"Read Brightest Day, Read Blackest Night, No Comics shall escape my sight, Let those who worship Comics might, JasonToddsComicSpot.Blogspot.com, Go visit my Site!!!!!" The power of every comic review and every comic fan creates a green light of Will and Money power that lights up JT's ring. It overflows with power as he pulls his fist in front of his face, staring at his ring with a heroic pose, before raising it up and flying back to the battle with an enormous burst of speed.
Meanwhile, a bloody but valiantly fighting Marc Rayner give all he has while fighting Sinestr-X. Marc sends wave upon wave of green constructed heroes who's comics he's reviewed, including Hellboy, Spider-Man and Ironman. Sinestr-X yells "FEAR!" before sending a giant Damian Wayne which obliterates Marc's attackers. But Sinestr-X is attacked from behind by Marc Rayner with a huge punch that draws blood from Sinestr-X's nose.
"You'll pay for that Alley Rat!" Sinestr-X yells while sending a blast that takes form of a giant sword for Marc's head.
"Alley Rat? Dude did you get that from the movie Aladdin?" Marc retorts while forming a chainsaw which cuts through Sinestr-X's sword. "Don't you know that with Great Power comes--
(Note from the editor - "You can't finish that line Marc, we'll get sued cause that belongs to the OTHER company." - Jeff Geons)
"Oh my bad dude, I'll just say *WHAM!*" Rayner started to say, before he was mashed in the chest with a yellow sledge hammer being held by Sinestr-X. Marc's body falls back towards Oa before he's caught by JT Jordan. He sets Marc Rayner down and says "That'll do kid, that'll do." (Yes I ripped off another movie, get off my back.)
"Jordan, I was starting to think you turned tail and went home. This'll be fun. I can destroy every single Green Blogger in one day, and get home in time for the Rangers game." Sinestr-X says while cracking his knuckles.
"No. This ends now Sinestr-X, you've attacked my friends, you've destroyed Oa, and most importantly... I'm a Red Wings fan, The Rangers suck!" JT Jordan states while he floats up in the sky, eye level with Sinestr-X, who's eyes bulge after hearing the Rangers remark. Both men raise their ring at one another, with the planet Oa shaking from the might of their power. (Dude... no lie Kung Fu Fighting just played on my computer from a random playlist...I'm so serious. - JT) The aura of both men, shading the background behind them, Green and Yellow clash as both men yell and fly towards one another ready for the clash of the century!
What will happen? Who will win? How awesome will the fight be? How many times will Kellowog say Poozer? How many more questions will I ask? Who actually liked this? Will I write a continuation?! You tell me, because you guys will decide if I continue this story by letting me know what ya liked, what ya didn't and so on! Maybe this will continue, if so, stay tuned for The Green Blogger Corps #2!!!!
